Fighting evil with sharp eyebrows and sassy oneliners

 

Typing “Liberal haircuts” just is a list of popular lesbian hairdos

Typing “Liberal haircuts” just is a list of popular lesbian hairdos

pizzzatime:

magictransistorClaude Paradin. Devises Héroïques. 1551.

I call the first one “Can’t wash those hands in this” and the one with the knife stabbing the portrait as “This is not a good likeness”

hrairoo:


Shannon Funchess of Light Asylum


She is amongst the coolest ladies I’ve ever gotten starstruck in front of

hrairoo:

Shannon Funchess of Light Asylum

She is amongst the coolest ladies I’ve ever gotten starstruck in front of

Played 20 times

ursaminorjim:

"Panama" - Van Halen, 1984

Panama! Panama-a-a-oh!

elsecretomejorguardado:

Invest in dimmer switches. “Pink lighting is the most flattering,” Dita tells us. “I have dimmer switches in every single room in my house. Stay away from overhead lighting. The more soft, pale pink light you have coming  from various angles, the better your body will look. And don’t forget, he’s not judging your body. Men are happy to have a naked woman there. Any man who is judging your body in the bedroom should be promptly dumped!”

Dita is magic

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